Prereqs - Not!!

A lot of people have been posting on the qualities/prereqs for a boyfriend - with these really detailed lists - handholding techniques, movie watching preferences, book reading habits, clothes wearing style etc. I have also elucidated on my list - refer spaces for same. However, what my list says and what I do are completely seperate species - firstly one of the things on the list is good looking [arm candy]- last 2 people me focused on not really in that category - I mean current gamous boy is still acceptable (*pliss to be noting esp @ mallumadness, gamous boy is term for crush) but previous is just not in the vicinity of good looking! Also always thought intelligent/intellectual was a must - the last 3 definitely do not meet that requirement - some of them were just slow!!! Dressing sense is another area people are critical of - I mean as long they are not not wearing clothes a la Salman Khan or marginally better all the primary colors like Govinda, is it really such an issue? exactly last one wore the same clothes every week - I think he had a day coded pattern or something! and as for my primary criteria which would be rich - not even close!
Everybody I know swears that I have the worst taste in men in the planet - it's really an unanimous decision - there is no point in me having a list.....instead of must have, I'm going to try for a must not have!!

Boyfriend type person must not :

1. Be married
2. Have existing girlfriend
3. Be slow
4. Own any vehicle that has less than 4 wheels
5. Speak any language other than english as main communication language
6. Be boring!!

I'm sure people reading this will have loads to add so please feel free!! and @ Brian, this cannot be connected to AFC or MCC!!